Monday 11 July 2011

Pie! Psychic, or Nosey Bastard?

Online friend and YA writer Lacey Boldyrev has an agent, which is exciting news for writers. You might remember Lacey from this interview — yep, she’s a keeper! If you have a spare sixty seconds, please follow the link and congratulate Lacey.

And, even though, “there’s a thousand pretty women waiting out there … and I’m just the devil with love to spare,” I baked pie! Congratulations Lacey!

Lacey tweeted a teaser about her then secret news two days before, which set my spider senses tingling. When I commented on her I have an agent post, she asked me if my psychic senses were tingling — did I know what her news was? Yes, instantly. Here are my top tips to improve your spider senses:
  • Relax, don’t try too hard, and don’t be a nosey bastard.
  • Everything is connected — Lacey and I share the same mind — and if you believe that without needing to know how, you’re half way there.
  • Exercise your mind, don’t be a lazy thinker, and pay attention to what you’re thinking about.
  • How do you record the world? I notice body language, eyes, movement, sounds, and scents around me. By knowing what’s happening in my world, I also know what’s happening in yours.
  • Every conversation in our mind is influenced by emotion, motive and intention. Learn what you’re feeling and why.
  • Improve the quality of your mind by learning about your mind. Meditate, not to silence the conversations in your mind, but to master them.
  • Every time we pose a question, the field of consciousness answers: Wow, Lacey has secret news! I’m excited for her — that’s what I’m thinking, no opposing subconscious thought — my emotion is genuine — no opposing subconscious emotion: I’m not jealous, I’m not disappointed I don’t have secret news, Lacey’s news hasn’t tweeked my insecurities — wow, what could Lacey’s news be? Lacey hears my question and, because my question is transparent and non-threatening, Lacey answer’s me, “I have an agent.”
  • Perception! Is a pig dog on a wild boar’s testicles! Let’s do this this way: I walk into a pub and perceive the group of bikers at the bar are aggressive bastards. I’ll see a threat because I believe one exists, and potentially two things will happen: I’ll get into a fight with one or all of the bikers, or I’ll miss that the weedy guy buying a keno ticket is the only person in the bar I should be worried about.
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  1. Great post, Simon! I can honestly say I have never heard the expression "It's a pig dog on a wild boar's testicles" but now I am going to find a way to use it.

    The pie is beautiful! Try French rhubarb--it's my favorite.

    Thank you very much. ;)

  2. It was the bikers!! Hahahaaaa!!

    Hey there,my friend! It's wonderful to pick back up on your writings for me. There is a lightness in your words and I hear it in your voice which is quite a bit more fun for me in visiting with you,here.

    Have a wonderful day and don't ever wear jellyfish for jox...they aren't only uncomfortable...they never seem to match anything I wear.
    Much love...

  3. You're welcome Lacey. French rhubarb? My uncle's favourite desert was stewed rhubarb. I'll grow some and try it in pie :)

    Hi Bernie. Wonderful to see you here. I do feel happy and light, and I plan to stay this way. Love you, my friend.